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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"
Next Joke
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."
"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."
"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"Who called them ""priests"" instead of ""weapons of mass instruction""?"
"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"
"How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub? 100\. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is."