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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy some classical CDs... But it turns out I'm baroque."
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"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"
"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."
"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"
"119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise. And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo"
"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"
"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"