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"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."
"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."
"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."
"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
"I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson"
"[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...? ....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*"
"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."
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