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Joke of the Day

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"What do you call a cookie without legs? A cookie"

"(x-post from /r/lotr) How many Nazgul does it take to kill a hobbit? Ten."

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."

"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."

"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."

"Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."