160214

Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."

"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life."

"There are two things I hate in every politician: their face."

"What was the score of the lobster soccer game? Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls."

"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"Thank you, slow walking family in front of me on the footpath, No please, take your time.... and definitely spread out, so you create a barricade of idiots."

"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""

"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"

"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."