15906
Joke of the Day
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."
Next Joke
"In All Fairness To Bellichick and Brady Balls do shrink when it's cold"
"Which Fruit Can't Get Married??"
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"I know pretty well how batteries must feel I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."
"You're the bomb A Muslim walks into an airport wearing the flashiest clothes, he meets a friend who shouts at him you're the bomb. Everyone sets of sprinting in all directions."
"What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water? An egg in a duck."
"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."
"A student once told me the Big Bang was a lie, just like evolution. Then he asked me what my sign was. I'm just a prof. I can't fix stupid."