32866
Joke of the Day
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
Next Joke
"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."
"What is the first thing a fat person does on a website Accept cookies"
"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"
"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone."
"50% of fatherhood is repeating yourself. Other 50% is untangling your kid from the shirt stuck on their head cause you didn't unbutton it."
"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"
"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""