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Joke of the Day

"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."

"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"

"I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now... I think I caught a computer virus."

"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."

"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."

"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."

"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."

"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"