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Joke of the Day

"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"What's the MOST offensive religious joke you know?"

"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"

"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"

"Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision"

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits!"

"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha"