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Joke of the Day
"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
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"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."
"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"
"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."
"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."
"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."