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Joke of the Day

"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."

"Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet! *ba dum tss*"

"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("

"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."

"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"

"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""

"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""

"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"

"The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission."