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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"
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"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."
"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"
"My new neighbor is fat, obnoxious, and loud. Now I know how Canada feels."
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran"
"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""
"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"
"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"
"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."
"George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but ""an account of key decisions"", such as 9/11, Iraq, and ""all the other things Cheney made me do."""