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Joke of the Day
"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."
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"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
"WHATS A HIPPY?? THE THINGY WHERE YOUR LEGGIES HANG FROM"
"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."
"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."
"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."
"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."
"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."
"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."