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Joke of the Day

"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."

"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist I'd have $0.60."

"I'm going to say sky diving is probably not for me since I just screamed when the toilet seat shifted."

"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"