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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
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"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."
"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
"How do depressed people play the violin? With a razor and their wrist."
"Feminism is a broad issue."
"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ?"