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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic."

"Even with 4 million subscribers, /r/jokes sounds like a big empty hall. I can hear jokes echoing again and again."

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."

"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"

"How can you tell if an envelope is gay? It comes in the mail."

"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."

"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."