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Joke of the Day

"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."

"Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas"

"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"How's your day been? Grape!"

"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."

"I told this cute girl some cheesy puns yesterday... She said they were hit or swiss. I guess I gouda done cheddar."

"It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this."

"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."