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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry if you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't open You got the rest of your lives to fix it!!!"

"What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis? Occupational hazard."

"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"

"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"

"Amazon's Prime Day"

"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?!"

"How do you stop all the protests and riots? Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"

"""There goes my Baby"" by Usher... ...is a bad song to play at an abortion clinic."