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"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""
"Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don't think he did either."
"What is the difference between peanut butter and a blonde? The blonde is easier to spread!"
"What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand? Cuatros Cincos"
"Driving Have you ever been driving down the road and you flick a cig out of the window, then a few minutes later you smell something and turn around to see your nan fingering herself in the back seat?"
"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"
"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"