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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"

"I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface"

"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."

"Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer? She's innocent until proven quilty."

"I guess my least favorite author is probably Hitler"

"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"