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Joke of the Day
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"
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"Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse."
"When someone asks me how my day is, I like to say ""Still kinda pissed about Hiroshima,"" & then start swearing in Japanese."
"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"
"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."
"Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll."
"Me: Alexa, did you hear what Siri just said about you?! Alexa: Hold my beer!!!"
"You know what they say when you go black.... ....you're raising that kid by yourself."
"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."
"What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend? Your family has impeccable taste."