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Joke of the Day
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"
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"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."
"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"
"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"
"Screw you recommended serving size. You don't know me."
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."
"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"