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Joke of the Day
"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"
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"What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other? Bunnylingus!"
"Trapped in a crevice. ""Go on boy, get help."" The dog chews off my one free arm. ""Ok yeah bring that back to town I guess"""
"How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't see the point and just sit in the dark."
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"
"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"
"Wait, so you're saying these booklets are FREE? THESE booklets? Filled with HUNDREDS of real estate listings? OK, WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?"
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"*holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting? ""after the knife went in"""