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Joke of the Day
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"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."
"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."
"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"
"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"
"MEDIC: ""Put pressure on the wound!"" ME: ""Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"""
"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("
"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"
"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."