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Joke of the Day
"What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis? Occupational hazard."
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"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"
"What does Trump's hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole."
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"
"Are you assholes still playing the lottery with the numbers from Lost?"