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Joke of the Day

"Hey I'm in jail on the police station for having an ugly face..... Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?"

"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"

"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"

"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."

"What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? Sourdough!"

"The guy will stand up to get knocked down But the girl will lie down to get knocked up"

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial."

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."