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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"
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"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"
"Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays."
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"The teacher asked Johnny, ""Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"" Johnny replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"""
"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."
"Have you heard about the man that sells corn? He's a bit... ...Corny..."
"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."
"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""