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Joke of the Day
"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."
Next Joke
"This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five."
"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."
"My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead She said she was trying to make-up her mind"
"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."
"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."
"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out-tide."
"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"
"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."
"What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary."