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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"

"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."

"At first I didn't like my beard.. But now it's starting to grow on me."

"Your refrigerators running. Hmmm let me check. My refrigerator is in fact not running. Thanks you kind young anonymous caller. You have saved me from a great deal of spoilage."

"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"

"What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot."

"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."