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Joke of the Day
"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."
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"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"
"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"
"Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second, but instead I am going to run over 100 times with the vacuum at different angles."
"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."
"What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates."
"No matter how romantic of a mycologist you are Never tell your partner you're about to give them a tiny mushroom tip."