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Joke of the Day

"A man is lying in a hospital bed. ""Doctor, how long do I have to live?"" asks the man. ""10,"" replies the doctor. ""10 what?"" ""9."""

"Everyone is wondering if Biden will jump into the 2016 race He's just Biden his time."

"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."

"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"

"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."

"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"

"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."

"I told my boyfriend yesterday, ""You do look a little Downsy, if I squint."" ""...Or if you squint."""

"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"