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Joke of the Day
"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."
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"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"
"cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: ""do you know y i pulled u over?"" Me: ""because Batman is catching all the criminals"""
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"
"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!"
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."
"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"