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Joke of the Day
"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."
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"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"
"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"
"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"
"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association!"
"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."