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Joke of the Day

"Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other ""I'm cold!"" The other says ""go sit in the corner."" ""Why?"" replies the first. ""Because its 90 degrees!"""

"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."

"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."

"What's the cheapest kind of meat. Deer balls, they're under a buck."

"It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up."

"Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash."