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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"
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"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."
"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."
"D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible."
"What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains? A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)"
"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"
"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"
"Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks."
"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."
"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."