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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"
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"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"Pneumonia was found dead In other news, pneumonia was found dead with 2 bullets in the back of his head, the police are ruling it a suicide."
"I read that most accidents happen within a few miles of the house... ...so I moved"
"What do rednecks call the BATF? The Bureau of All Things Fine."
"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"
"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."
"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"
"Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited?"
"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."