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Joke of the Day
"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."
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"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""
"Masturbation Sometimes I masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer"
"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"
"Interviewer: ""Why do you want to be a librarian?"" Me: ""I like telling people to be quiet."""
"Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones Their reasoning is pretty sound"
"In a survey of American women when asked ""Would you sleep with President Clinton?"" 86% replied ""Not again"""
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"
"Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food."