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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains? A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)"

"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."

"I was never great with girls but I have standards... I don't date ugly girls... I make them fucking ugly..."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"

"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"

"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"

"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."

"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"

"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."

"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."