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Joke of the Day
"How do depressed people play the violin? With a razor and their wrist."
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"Have you heard about all the decapitations happening in the Middle East right now? I certainty won't beheading their anytime soon! -wink-"
"How do you blow square balloons? Blow square breaths."
"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"A doe runs out of the forest and says ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""
"That voice inside my head has a different accent every time I read a new tweet"
"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."
"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."
"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."