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Joke of the Day
"How do you blow square balloons? Blow square breaths."
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"Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him? He died in the wool."
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
"My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?"
"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."
"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."
"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."
"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"
"If a meteor goes to a restaurant, Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?"
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"