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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"

"Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!"

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"

"Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?"

"What do you call a cop standing on dog poo? Officer on doody."

"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"

"How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it."

"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"

"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"

"Because im a bad ass! Why did I put the punchline up there?"