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Joke of the Day

"A doe runs out of the forest and says ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"What sound does a cow make? ""Moooo"" Good, a duck? ""Quack"" Good, how about a seal? ""My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy"

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me"

"<---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO."

"""Hi-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Do y-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Excuse m-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS."""

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."