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Joke of the Day
"That voice inside my head has a different accent every time I read a new tweet"
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"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"
"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."
"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."
"Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
"*holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up fire* and this is my mixtape"
"I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect It's coming tomorrow"
"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."
"Ok guys I have a confession.... Particle accelerators give me a hadron...."
"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"