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Joke of the Day
"Moms. The original autocorrect."
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"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"Trying to make a list of things that are worse than Mondays and all I've got so far is Hitler and Christian Rock."
"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink... When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"before guns were invented, armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit out until the next war"
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""
"What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? I fucking rock."
"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"