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Joke of the Day

"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."

"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"A blowjob makes your day, but anal makes your hole weak."

"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."

"Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ""Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse"". ""Ssh!"" hisses the other ""It's not till next week""."