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Joke of the Day

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"

"FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"

"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."

"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."

"April Showers bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers bring? Genocide."

"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."

"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."

"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"