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Joke of the Day
"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"
Next Joke
"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."
"How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill."
"going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to"
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""
"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""