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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"

"I wonder during the election for Pope, did the other cardinals point to the losers and say excitedly ""you are NOT the father"""

"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"On one hand, I want to stop masturbating but on the other hand, I have my penis..."

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."

"PRO TIP: Despite the name, never hand Krazy Glue to a crazy person...especially if you're both naked & only have the hotel room for an hour."

"Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos."

"Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!"