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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
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"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
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"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."
"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"
"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."
"What is Mike Tyson's favorite song? Down With The Thickness."
"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."
"Tried to make a joke in my math class and no one laughed. I think they were 2/10's."