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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""

"Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson"

"Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win."

"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""

"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."

"Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils."

"I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said ""Classy"" and my brain leaked out of my ear."

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"

"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"