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Joke of the Day
"Lizzie Borden had a couple of really good lifehacks."
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"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"
"Ever fill a garbage bag, put your foot on it and stomped the hell out of it so it held 9 times what it's supposed to? Yoga pants explained."
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."
"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."
"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"
"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""
"Two men walk into a bar... Knock, knock."