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Joke of the Day
"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"
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"Describe your sex life in two words. ""My what?"""
"I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there"
"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."
"Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'."
"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
"My wife said if I took one more picture of her she'd leave me. That's when I snapped."
"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"
"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. ""Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"