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Joke of the Day
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
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"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."
"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""
"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."
"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."
"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"
"Drugs are really bad for your mind. All these years I thought I worked in an office, but it turns out I'm actually a centaur."
"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"""Ok. Breathe. Retrace your steps. You went to the beach, carried that dude, stopped for Quizno's, got your hair cut..."" -God loses his keys"
"Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads."