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Joke of the Day
"My wife said if I took one more picture of her she'd leave me. That's when I snapped."
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"When I ask people who they think my son looks like... ...They tell me he looks like his real father."
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"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."
"My computer was singing hello.. Its a Dell."
"I keep misreading ISS as ISIS... ...so I was very confused when we were sending ISIS The Martian"
"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."
"Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge. I've always hated those people."
"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"